7.06.2008
Who Does What (According to the Bible)
Forwarded by Jennie Kiernan-Gustus.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No , you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
The husband replies, "I can't believe that." He grabs the family Bible and puts it in front of her. "Show me," he demands.
So she opens the New Testament and showed him where, at the top of several pages, that it indeed says: "HEBREWS."
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No , you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
The husband replies, "I can't believe that." He grabs the family Bible and puts it in front of her. "Show me," he demands.
So she opens the New Testament and showed him where, at the top of several pages, that it indeed says: "HEBREWS."
Labels: arguments, Bible jokes, coffee, marriage jokes
