1.19.2012
The redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, the nurse says, "Congratulations, your wife has had quints, 5 big baby boys."
The Redneck says, "I'm not surprised, I have a penis on me like a chimney."
The nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned, the babies are all black."
-- Via cousin Joe
Labels: birth jokes, nurse jokes, offensive jokes, penis jokes, quintuplet jokes, racist jokes, redneck jokes
