12.07.2005
WOMEN ARE SMARTER THAN MEN
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
-- You saw this punchline coming a mile away, didn't you? Maybe this explains forwarder Rob Weinberg's love life.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
-- You saw this punchline coming a mile away, didn't you? Maybe this explains forwarder Rob Weinberg's love life.
LIVING WILL
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just for you to know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, depended upon some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
-- Via Joe Lo Pue
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
-- Via Joe Lo Pue
