A Laugh A Minute

The IRS sent my Tax forms back! AGAIN! I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied - "12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crackheads; 42 million unemployable people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico ; and 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.” Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

via Brian L.

Labels: accounting jokes, congress jokes, IRS jokes, political jokes

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The Confession

Once there was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon
entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have
sinned.'

The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate
love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons
into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.' 

via Brian L.

Labels: catholic jokes, Confession, lemon jokes, sex jokes

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