6.20.2012
When Love Fades
How do you know when love fades?
A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen:
"What would you like for dinner, Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"
He said, "Thank you; I'll have chicken.
She said "Fuck You. You're having soup. I was talking to the cat."
- via Brian L
Labels: cat jokes, marriage jokes
