1.01.2011
Black Bras
Forward credit: HCB
A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras.
The Jew, known for his skills as businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge £50.00 for them.
The Chinese buys six.
He returns a few days later and orders another dozen.
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him £60.00 each.
The Chinese returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock for £75.00 each.
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Chinese what he does with all these bras.
The Chinese answers : ‘I cut them in half and sell the halves to the Jews for £100.00 each.
A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras.
The Jew, known for his skills as businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge £50.00 for them.
The Chinese buys six.
He returns a few days later and orders another dozen.
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him £60.00 each.
The Chinese returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock for £75.00 each.
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Chinese what he does with all these bras.
The Chinese answers : ‘I cut them in half and sell the halves to the Jews for £100.00 each.
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