10.26.2013
A Koala Walks into a Bar
A koala walks into bar and sits down and asks the bartender for a drink. Before the koala could take a drink, a prostitute sits next to the koala and asks him if he was interested in a good time. The koala was very interested and the two go into the bathroom and HAVE SEX. Afterwards the Koala goes out to the bar and finishes his drink and goes to leave when the prostitute stops him and asks him for her money. The koala looks puzzled and asks her what he owes her money for. Being the smart prostitute the she is, the prostitute pulls out a pocket dictionary and turns to the page with the word prostitute on it and hands it to the koala. The koala reads, "Prostitute, person who exchange sex for money." The koala laughs and flips to the page with koala on it and hands it to the prostitute. The prostitute reads, "Koala, fuzzy mammel who eats bush and leaves."via cousin Ken
Labels: animal jokes, bar jokes, hooker jokes, koala jokes
