8.19.2008
An E-mail from the Auld Sod
Courtesy of Joe Lo Pue...
An e-mail from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States... a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:
"We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.
"On one side, you had a pants-wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run!
"Now... on the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good-looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!
"What in God's name are ya lads thinkin' over in the colonies ?"
An e-mail from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States... a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:
"We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.
"On one side, you had a pants-wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run!
"Now... on the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good-looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!
"What in God's name are ya lads thinkin' over in the colonies ?"
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