8.19.2008
An E-mail from the Auld Sod
Courtesy of Joe Lo Pue...
An e-mail from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States... a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:
"We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.
"On one side, you had a pants-wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run!
"Now... on the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good-looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!
"What in God's name are ya lads thinkin' over in the colonies ?"
An e-mail from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States... a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:
"We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.
"On one side, you had a pants-wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run!
"Now... on the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good-looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!
"What in God's name are ya lads thinkin' over in the colonies ?"
Labels: Bill Clinton jokes, Hillary Clinton jokes, Irish jokes, McCain jokes, Obama jokes, political jokes
7.19.2008
A Little Feller in East Texas
Barack Obama, the Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America. He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.
At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , he asked the audience for total quiet. Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone, "Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence." Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said:
"Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!"
At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , he asked the audience for total quiet. Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone, "Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence." Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said:
"Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!"
Labels: gun jokes, Obama jokes, political jokes, Texas jokes
