8.17.2008
New Name, Old Illness
Via my cousin Joe Lo Pue:
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
Sunburned
Don Braumann forwards again!
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn -- specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, "What good will Viagra do for him , Doctor?"
The doctor replied, "It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs."
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn -- specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, "What good will Viagra do for him , Doctor?"
The doctor replied, "It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs."
Labels: beach jokes, sunburn jokes, Viagra jokes
