8.17.2008
Sunburned
Don Braumann forwards again!
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn -- specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, "What good will Viagra do for him , Doctor?"
The doctor replied, "It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs."
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn -- specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, "What good will Viagra do for him , Doctor?"
The doctor replied, "It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs."
Labels: beach jokes, sunburn jokes, Viagra jokes
7.29.2008
The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!
Don Braumann strikes again!
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.
(This is one pretty sharp boss!)
When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme:
Viagra advertising slogans.
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans -- originally written for other products -- that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for
everyone!
The top 10 were:
10. Viagra. Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra. The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra. When it absolutely, positively has to be
there overnight.
6. Viagra. Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra. Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra. Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra. We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.
(This is one pretty sharp boss!)
When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme:
Viagra advertising slogans.
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans -- originally written for other products -- that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for
everyone!
The top 10 were:
10. Viagra. Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra. The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra. When it absolutely, positively has to be
there overnight.
6. Viagra. Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra. Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra. Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra. We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.
Labels: advertising jokes, meeting jokes, Viagra jokes, workplace jokes
