6.19.2011
The Recession
From Bill H:
The recession has hit everybody really hard...
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Republican Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
I was so depressed last night I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
The recession has hit everybody really hard...
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Republican Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
I was so depressed last night I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
Labels: beverly hills, business jokes, ceo jokes, financial jokes, Mexican jokes, Recession jokes, stripper jokes
1.01.2011
Black Bras
Forward credit: HCB
A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras.
The Jew, known for his skills as businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge £50.00 for them.
The Chinese buys six.
He returns a few days later and orders another dozen.
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him £60.00 each.
The Chinese returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock for £75.00 each.
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Chinese what he does with all these bras.
The Chinese answers : ‘I cut them in half and sell the halves to the Jews for £100.00 each.
A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras.
The Jew, known for his skills as businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge £50.00 for them.
The Chinese buys six.
He returns a few days later and orders another dozen.
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him £60.00 each.
The Chinese returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock for £75.00 each.
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Chinese what he does with all these bras.
The Chinese answers : ‘I cut them in half and sell the halves to the Jews for £100.00 each.
Labels: bra jokes, business jokes, Chinese jokes, Jewish jokes, offensive jokes
