7.06.2008
Who Does What (According to the Bible)
Forwarded by Jennie Kiernan-Gustus.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No , you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
The husband replies, "I can't believe that." He grabs the family Bible and puts it in front of her. "Show me," he demands.
So she opens the New Testament and showed him where, at the top of several pages, that it indeed says: "HEBREWS."
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No , you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
The husband replies, "I can't believe that." He grabs the family Bible and puts it in front of her. "Show me," he demands.
So she opens the New Testament and showed him where, at the top of several pages, that it indeed says: "HEBREWS."
Labels: arguments, Bible jokes, coffee, marriage jokes
The Silent Treatment
Forwarded by Jennie Kiernan-Gustus
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
As he went to sleep, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early-morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left his note where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper on his nightstand.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
As he went to sleep, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early-morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left his note where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper on his nightstand.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
Labels: arguments, marriage jokes, travel, waking up
Wife vs. Husband
More forwarded by Jennie Kiernan-Gustus
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."
Labels: arguments, in-law joke, marriage jokes
