9.01.2014
Ultimate SUPER BOWL Story
Bowl from his company.
Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he
realizes the seat is in the
last row in the corner of the stadium - he's closer
to the Goodyear blimp than
the field.About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices
an empty seat 10 rows off
the field, right on the 50 yard line. He decides to
take a chance and makes his
way through the stadium and around the security
guards to the empty seat. As
he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to
him, "Excuse me, is anyone
sitting here?" The man says no.Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the
game, Bob again inquires of
the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in
their right mind would have a seat
like this at the SuperBowl and not use it?"The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs
to me, I was supposed to come
with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first
Super Bowl we haven't been
together at since we got married in 1967.""Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still,
couldn't you find someone to take the
seat? A relative or close friend?" "No," the man
replies, "they're all at the funeral."
Labels: football jokes, husband joke, Super Bowl jokes
4.05.2010
New Orleans Saints
From my pal Bruce:
For decades pundits have been saying that the New Orleans Saints were so bad at playing football that hell would freeze over before the Saints would ever win The Super Bowl.
On Sunday, February 7, 2010 The Saints won the Super Bowl.
On that same Sunday Washington D.C. was paralyzed under several feet of snow and the Government was shut down.
This, then, firmly establishes the exact geographical position of hell.
For decades pundits have been saying that the New Orleans Saints were so bad at playing football that hell would freeze over before the Saints would ever win The Super Bowl.
On Sunday, February 7, 2010 The Saints won the Super Bowl.
On that same Sunday Washington D.C. was paralyzed under several feet of snow and the Government was shut down.
This, then, firmly establishes the exact geographical position of hell.
Labels: football jokes, hell jokes, New Orleans Saints jokes, political jokes, Washington DC jokes, weather jokes
