8.21.2008
Pharmacy Purchase
Thanks once again to cousin Joe Lo Pue.
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the older boy replied.
The pharmacist continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one."
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the older boy replied.
The pharmacist continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one."
Labels: boy jokes, feminine hygiene joke, pharmacy jokes
7.06.2008
Cigarettes and Tampons
More from Jennie Kiernan-Gustus
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
"My wife sent me for tampons," he answers.
She directs him to the correct aisle and turns back to the register.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
Confused, she says, "I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "Well, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers 'cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own... so does she."
[You might recognize this guy from a milk carton.]
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
"My wife sent me for tampons," he answers.
She directs him to the correct aisle and turns back to the register.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
Confused, she says, "I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "Well, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers 'cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own... so does she."
[You might recognize this guy from a milk carton.]
Labels: cigarette joke, feminine hygiene joke, marriage jokes, men and women
