6.01.2008
A Blonde Gets A Flat Tire...
Forwarded by Brian Lehrhoff
A blonde's car gets flat tire on the Interstate, so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk; takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't long before a police car arrived. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer, " says the woman calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?" asks the officer.
"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
A blonde's car gets flat tire on the Interstate, so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk; takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't long before a police car arrived. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer, " says the woman calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?" asks the officer.
"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
Labels: blonde jokes, breakdown joke, car joke
