10.20.2013
Ole and Hans
Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church ,and Pastor Hans is the minister of the Swedish Covenant
Church across the road.
One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which
said:
DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO
LATE!
As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window
and yells, "Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"
From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says, "Dat's da terd one dis
mornin'."
"Yaa," Pastor Hans agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da
sign should yust say,
Bridge out?"
via Cousin Joe
Labels: accent jokes, ethnic jokes, norwegian jokes, religious joke, swedish jokes
5.27.2012
A Pub in the UK
I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks...
I noticed two very large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from
Scotland?"
One of them turned to me and screamed, "It's WALES, you IDIOT!!"
So, I immediately apologized, and said, "Sorry,.. Are you two whales from
Scotland?"
That's all I remember....
Source: John S
I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks...
I noticed two very large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from
Scotland?"
One of them turned to me and screamed, "It's WALES, you IDIOT!!"
So, I immediately apologized, and said, "Sorry,.. Are you two whales from
Scotland?"
That's all I remember....
Source: John S
Labels: accent jokes, bar jokes, fat jokes, Scottish jokes, Welsh jokes
